You Know You’re Blowing Your Diet When…
- You fabricate reasons for why you shouldn’t check your weight.
- You are gaining weight at approximately the rate you should be losing it.
- You start thinking of the diet as an enemy, and have an eating binge simply to spite that enemy.
- You have an ongoing weekly weight-loss sweepstakes, and miss the goal weight by five pounds.
Clearly, last week was a massive failure. I’ve got all kinds of reasons why I gained weight instead of losing it — work stress, inability to train because I was helping at Boy Scout camp, uniformly fattening food at said camp — but none of them are valid. First comment w/ email address gets a $100 amazon.com gift certificate, and the Sweepstakes jackpot gets reset to $25. Pffffff.
Today’s Weight: 177.4. And it’s raining so hard I couldn’t bike to work today. Nice.
Comment by Kenny | 06.27.2005 | 4:32 pm
I love you, but I’ll take your money anyway.
Comment by Kenny | 06.27.2005 | 4:35 pm
my email didn’t show up on the first one. kjones@kennysphoto.com
Comment by Fat Cyclist | 06.27.2005 | 4:51 pm
Well, that seems fitting. The Fast Cyclist winst he Fat Cyclist Sweepstakes. Nice job, Kenny.
Comment by Robert | 06.27.2005 | 5:20 pm
I’m first!
Comment by Fat Cyclist | 06.27.2005 | 6:13 pm
No you’re not. You’re second. Stupid.
Comment by Robert | 06.27.2005 | 6:30 pm
You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. I am withholding sex from my wife until this matter is resolved.
Comment by Matt | 06.28.2005 | 4:17 pm
Don’t go all meow-meow kitty on us. The fact that 99.7% of all other blogs follow that path doesn’t make it a valid model for online writing. Eat some fruit, drink water, and continue to rock-rule-and completely dominate. Or just lay off the salt.Meow meow,mc
Comment by Unknown | 06.28.2005 | 5:29 pm
well, i’m flummoxed. i have absolutely no idea what meow meow kitty means, but i am not terrified that i am such. meow. see? i hate myself now. that’s just fantastic.